Hey, that's my armrest!

One of my constant complaints when flying around the country is people's theivery of my armrest. I don't understand how people can justifiably try to wager control of both of the armrests around them. They don't seem to possibly even fathom the idea of sharing. Let's not even get into the fact that some people's body actually flows over the armrest...well actually lets:

United is now charging passengers who can't fit into their seat (with a seatbelt extender) for 2 seats. About damn time. I don't have anything against fat people (enough people are harsh enough to fat people without my two cents) but if you are ruining my quality of service then something is wrong. I can understand how fat people can call this discrimination but it's ultimately affecting the fellow passengers more than the airline.

Here's a cheers to owning your piece of seat without someone overflowing into you.